A Review of the Latest ‘Scary Movie’ Franchise Installment

The newest installment of the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise opens with a scene featuring actor Teyana Taylor and the serial killer Ghostface. Ghostface attempts to stab Taylor, but his knife fails against her well-toned abs. “I’m Teyana Taylor,” she confidently states. “My abs have abs.” As Ghostface retreats, he mocks Taylor about her Oscar loss, only to be hit by her Golden Globe award.

This scene exemplifies the Wayans family’s humor style. Expect cartoonish, topical, and often profane scenarios. The movie, starring Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris, and Regina Hall, marks the family’s reunion in the parody genre. They tackle various horror and topical events from the last decade.

Written by Marlon, Shawn, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Craig Wayans, and Rick Alvarez, with Michael Tiddes directing, the movie features a plethora of references. These range from “The Jeffersons” to ChatGPT. The familiar chorus of “Wazzup!” makes a return, reminding audiences of the franchise’s past.

The storyline lacks depth. Ghostface pursues the original “Scary Movie” characters – Shorty, Ray, Cindy, and Brenda. The “Core Four,” now older, face personal challenges. Cindy resorts to drinking, while Shorty enjoys video games and newfound crypto wealth. One of Cindy’s children is depicted with humorous pill consumption.

Jokes span from Kanye West and sex positivity to COVID-19 and OnlyFans. Satirical humor flows, including jibes at “Terrifier 3” and “Weapons.” However, some of the film’s references, like those to “M3GAN” and “Get Out,” fall flat as they rely too heavily on visuals rather than creative parody.

The movie includes sequences such as a theme park inspired by “Final Destination” with crash-prone rides, and a strange animated segment involving “KPop Demon Hunters.” Cheri Oteri and Chris Elliott also return to parody former roles.

The film’s over-reliance on “Scream” elements and numerous props like sex toys may raise questions, along with noticeable product placement. Despite missteps, the franchise still attracts its loyal audience, ready to endure weaker moments for comedic highs.

‘Scary Movie,’ released by Paramount Pictures, premieres this Friday. The film is rated R, with a runtime of 95 minutes and a score of one and a half stars out of four.